I don’t even know where to start, aside from warning you there will be a good bit of ranting going on this update. Pull up a soapbox and have a seat.
Lord, I dunno; let’s start with the “older” guests. The adult GHO did require euthanasia; the barred trio is now in the raptor flight, where they sit and look…ummm…less than intelligent all day. Cute but not smart. At least they’re eating, though, right?
Next, a juvenile pileated woodpecker was rescued from dogs. He was a self-feeding juvie who wanted very little to do with humans, so after a couple of days’ observation, he was released and hightailed it away from me as fast as he could.
Luckily, someone with some sense actually monitors these pages and alerted me, providing the contact info for the mocker person. After some hemming and hawing and false starts and nearly the threat of turning the matter over to DNR, a volunteer transporter was finally able to get the birds to LWR.
So I texted to ask what the status was. The person called, took a deep breath and launched into ALL the reasons they couldn’t bring the birds. I finally had to just interrupt and point-blank state that if I didn’t have the birds by end of day, I was turning the matter over to DNR. Then the individual tried to guilt trip ME, moaning about how they were trying to do the right thing. Sorry, that particular bird don’t fly with this rehabber.
I then reminded the person of the contact info I’d given them for WREN (Wildlife Resources Education Network), a group that coordinates volunteer transporters, and told the person to call them, which I’d advised the previous day. Liz with WREN then called me a bit later, as frustrated and exasperated as I was, only this individual had outright admitted to her that they wanted to keep the killdeer because they’d make a great “educational project” for the person’s children (unclear if this was students or offspring or both). I was livid. First off, these are LIVING CREATURES who need proper rearing, NOT a damn science experiment. Second, what “educational” experience can one provide when one is blatantly breaking the law? “Children, the laws only apply to OTHER people, and we only obey those we want to”?
Between Liz and me and the threat of state and/or federal action—because I did contact DNR to see if the wildlife tech in the area could confiscate the birds—we managed to convince the person to meet a volunteer this morning. When she and her husband brought me the killdeer, she also expressed her frustration at dealing with this individual, and laughed as she told me I was not on this person’s list of favorite people right now.
Folks, let’s get one thing clear: I DON’T CARE if people aren’t happy with me. I wasn’t put on this earth to please people. Life ain’t a popularity contest; it’s not about how many “likes” and “attagirls” and “oh, you’re such a good persons” you can get on Facebook or Twitter or wherever. What I DO care about is the fate of wild birds in the hands of people who think because they have a little education (I have a PhD, and I’m WELL aware of the extent of my ignorance) or can Google disastrously wrong info, they know how to care for the birds. GET THE BIRDS TO A LICENSED REHABBER ASAP!!! We don’t do this because it’s “fun” or “neat” or an “educational” experience; it’s damn hard, soul-sucking, heartbreaking, all-consuming work. We do it because we care about our native wildlife and we want to try to compensate in some small way for the wholesale destruction of wildlife habitats that humans cause daily—and to give the wildlife in our care a second chance at living the life God intended it to have. The “rewards” we seek aren’t public adulation; we want to see the wildlife in our care successfully released back into the wild. When injuries or illness preclude that possibility, we can at least make sure its end is humane and quick.
*deep breath* Rant over.
The killdeer were not in an optimal setup; they were being fed only periodically when they’re self-feeding from hatching and need constant access to food 24/7, etc., etc. So far they seem to’ve adjusted nicely to a proper setup; hopefully the stress of their first few days won’t cause any long-term problems.
- KEEP YOUR CATS INDOORS.
- If you find an injured or orphaned bird, CALL A REHABBER IMMEDIATELY. Not after Googling feeding instructions, not after posting on Facebook asking for godawful advice on feeding the bird, not after calling your best bud. IMMEDIATELY.
- Don’t ask pet stores for feeding advice for wild birds; they will sell you inappropriate food that clearly states it is NOT to be used for wild birds. See #2.
- Don’t toss out the names of all the supposedly influential people you know as justification to break the law. I don’t care who you know or what degrees you (or they) have; if you and they don’t have the proper permits, don’t even consider keeping that bird. I *WILL* get angry and I *WILL* report you, without a moment’s hesitation, as will any other rehabber. We don’t play those games when little lives are at stake.
- BIRDS DON’T HAVE BOOBS. Don’t ever feed them milk.